Holy Fucking Shit
A new month has begun and I started this bitch by watching Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon, not to be confused with Josef Mengele's The Next to Last Dragon, or Helen Keller's Last Dragon in Paradise.
I'm not going to claim it was the best fucking movie ever, cause no movie that doesn't result in my ejaculating can make that claim, but it did star two actors who go by only one name.
One cat was named Taimak, and he played a kung fu master named Bruce Leeroy. No shit.
Did I mention he was black? Or, as described by his little brother in the flick, "Chocolate Covered Yellow Peril"
Speaking of black Aisha Tyler is on tv now so I may be distracted.
Vanity co-starred, and for some reason she did not bare her breasts or do any drugs. What a waste of talent! When you have the premier junkie/whore actress of the 80's under contract you should really make full use of your assets.
Keshia Knight-Pulliam, Chazz Palmientieri, and William H Macy appear in cameo roles, though only one of them is the victim of a vicious kung fu kick.
Did Rudy Huxtable take a boot to the face? I'm not gonna spoil that shit for you. Get off your ass and turn on the tv immediately.
A new month has begun and I started this bitch by watching Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon, not to be confused with Josef Mengele's The Next to Last Dragon, or Helen Keller's Last Dragon in Paradise.
I'm not going to claim it was the best fucking movie ever, cause no movie that doesn't result in my ejaculating can make that claim, but it did star two actors who go by only one name.
One cat was named Taimak, and he played a kung fu master named Bruce Leeroy. No shit.
Did I mention he was black? Or, as described by his little brother in the flick, "Chocolate Covered Yellow Peril"
Speaking of black Aisha Tyler is on tv now so I may be distracted.
Vanity co-starred, and for some reason she did not bare her breasts or do any drugs. What a waste of talent! When you have the premier junkie/whore actress of the 80's under contract you should really make full use of your assets.
Keshia Knight-Pulliam, Chazz Palmientieri, and William H Macy appear in cameo roles, though only one of them is the victim of a vicious kung fu kick.
Did Rudy Huxtable take a boot to the face? I'm not gonna spoil that shit for you. Get off your ass and turn on the tv immediately.
1 comment:
When are you reviewing 52 Pickup? Cuz that movie's the bomb. Is it because even Vanity's 20-minute long strip tease scene can't match the part where John Glover kidnaps Ann Margaret and douses her with horse through the foot before a cozy little casual raping? Or when Scheider dispatches Glover with the unnecessarily epic measure of bombing the XKE? Or when Clarence Williams III pre-dates another Clarence (Boddicker) by using the signature line "Bitches get lost?" Or when Frankenheimer snorted coke off Vanity's ass cheeks while Kelly Preston shoved a dildo up his ass (off-camera unfortunately)? Jesus what won Best Picture that year? Platoon? What's wrong with this world?
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