Viva Camacho!

Lamentably Vanity has not discovered a time machine and renounced Jesus, and so her treasure trove of awesomeness remains limited...consequently I have no recourse but to pace myself when it comes to indulging in the fruit pie of her allure, and incredibly, though Terror Train is in my possession, I have yet to watch it!

Zounds and egads this may be a tell tale sign that my nut has truly been flipped, but fear not, I have a new obsession to obsess over, and the lovely tawny lady's name is Jessie Camacho.

Her fantasticness knows no bounds, or if it does, I care not, as long as those bounds don't hinder her breasts. Caramba! Why bother with the effort and expense of going to the Grand Canyon when you can gaze on those wonders from the comfort of your own home, and not have to worry about being trampled by a mule or smelling old people.

If you ever run into baby jesus or some hollywood mogul do me a favor and ask those ass clowns why in fuck's name dear Jessie isn't more famous? She was a goddamn cop at one point in her luscious life, until she decided that her breasts were too perfect to risk being shot, and decided to wear less clothing for a living.

And what reward does she get for her heroic and courageous decision to abandon fascism and bring joy to me? A pretty decent career as a spanish television host and personality. By god that is not enough! Remember Monica Potter? Exactly, but that no talent nothing was given several starring movie roles based on being some chick I might fuck if I was desperate and didn't have to put that much effort in. I mean Jesus H Christ, Sex and the City, Friends, and virtually every actress over 30 ... no thanks!

You want to give Colin Farrell and Larry the Cable Guy awesome careers cause they suck good cock? Fine, have your fun, just do me a favor and put dear Jessie in a movie or two and I'll pony up my 10 bucks and you can buy your coke and do whatever it is you no eye for talent dickweeds do when you're not churning out crap ass films starring shitheads like Freddie Fucking Prinze.

Dear god, you morons waited 5 years too long before you plucked Sofia Vergara from obscurity and made her relatively famous. Outside of this current administration's destruction of the planet I regard Jessie Camacho's continued halfway decent career to be the greatest misuse of potential in this land's brief history. Think about it...we enslaved millions of africans and butchered indians, the least we could do is put Jessie in a sitcom or give her a role as "spunky waitress" in Guy Pearce's next indie super smash.