Thursday, July 16, 2009

Great war movie moments featuring Mel Gibson, anti-semite extraordinaire:


A drunken Mel stated that the jews cause all the wars...in vino veritas?

Let's study his oeuvre, (and no that does not mean his cheekbones ladies! LOL LMFAO ROFL LSILSO (leaking shit i'm laughing so hard)...where was I? Oh yes, do his war films bear evidence of international jewry being the impetus behind all global conflict? Let's find out!

Attack Force Z (zed) La Gibson leads a commando unit, with Sam Neill along and wearing a cool hat, on a suicide mission to nab some diplomat (i.e. pussy), who they think could end the war...or some shit...Gibson and crew have to instantly dispatch one of their own after he breaks his leg playing soccer or something. Neill handles the duty with dignity, offering the hapless sap a little small talk and a cigarette before the burst from his submachine gun silences the trooper forever. They nab the diplomat with the help of some subterfuge and a little kung fu, but ultimately the entire commando force is wiped out, and Gibson himself sails into the sunset in anguish, the diplomat lying dead in the boat beside him.

What does this tell us about his theory on the jew? This was an early film from his unbiased youth and largely jew free, though the diplomat is an intellectual and looks like he has some money so perhaps La Gibson was saying, "try to help the jew and all your men will die".

In another scene the Dutch soldier of fortune eschews the chance to flee to freedom and instead stays behind to help Chinese villagers fight off the rampaging Japanese. His pretty Chinese concubine thus watches him die alongside her father as the menfolk are wiped out and the soldiers of the sun move on to the sea in pursuit of the fleeing Aussie commandos.

Jewish element in this scene is negligible, but their may be a sly comment on the wiles of the Chinese femme fatale.

Let us consider another Gibson war extravaganza shall we dear reader? Apocalypto...Jaguar Paw and his band of merry natives are wiped out by some especially vicious tattooed Mayan warriors. There doesn't seem to be much of a Jewish element in this flickity poo at all, although some Eurotrash do show up at the end, but they bear crosses and seem intent on bringing Christianity to the heathen, in addition to death and disease. Is Gibson blaming Jesus, a known Jew? It seems unlikely.

The Patriot...I'd rather not think about this little flick as it was rather terrible...and there is no overt Jewish element killing Heath Ledger.

Star Wars...intergalactic swashbuckler extraordinaire Han Solo gets into a heap of a mess chasing after unattractive jewess Carrie Fisher. This inexplicable pursuit of a rather plain dame doesn't seem to be the catalyst for interstellar conflict however, and La Gibson was in no way involved in the making of it. Thus we can dismiss it as evidence.

We'll pursue this fascinating look into La Gibson and his demons another time...let's review some films I haven't wasted my time seeing cause they are obviously horrendous shall we not?

Imagine That...I'd sooner imagine my body racked with diarrhea of the syphillis than watch this obvious piece of trash. Tranny hooker chasin Eddie Murphy makes a kiddie flick about stock picks with his inimitable brand of insipid wash up hackness. I imagine my own death by non-consensual buggery would be less painful. Don't plan on seeing it.

My Life in Ruins...Note to Hollywood...no fat chix. Wait a minute you mean I have the opportunity to pay money to sit in the dark for 2 hours and watch some hefty Greek broad bray on about feta cheese and octopus? Hold on I have to finish stabbing myself in the scrotum first. Don't plan on seein it.

Star Trek...for the love of god when do these space nerds die once and for all? Let me guess there's a laser beam of some sort and some intergalactic jerkwad sassin Kirk and blah blah blah...I don't buy John Cho kicking ass either. He's dynamite but a little fey. Don't plan on seein it, not even for 99 cents.

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